Paddy the farmer moves into a plush penthouse in Dublin after winning the lottery. One day his mum comes to town to visit him. “You know der, Paddy, yer not in the country any more. Look at your lav, you don’t even have one of dem der toilet brushes.”
“OK, Ma,” he says, “I’ll get one first ting tomorrow, for sure.”
A few weeks later Paddy’s mum comes to visit again and the conversation comes round to the toilet brush. “Ah Paddy, did ya get dat brush?” she asks.
“Yeh, I did Ma, but d’ya know, it really hurts mi behind so I tink I’ll stick to toilet paper.”
Poor joke aside, thought I’d post this gem. We need another Skynyrd!
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